{"id":997,"date":"2017-03-02T00:41:07","date_gmt":"2017-03-02T00:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/womanoverboard.me\/?p=816"},"modified":"2019-08-06T13:03:19","modified_gmt":"2019-08-06T13:03:19","slug":"grandmas-too-tired-to-think-of-a-clever-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/?p=997","title":{"rendered":"Grandma&#8217;s Too Tired to  Think of a Clever Title"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends &amp; Family,<\/p>\n<p>I forgot how hard it was being the mother of five little children. The only thing harder is being the<strong>\u00a0grandmother<\/strong> of<strong> four<\/strong> little children. After 3 long days, and 4 long nights in<br \/>\nChicago, I dragged into St. Louis at 10 pm Monday night, barely able to make it up the stairs to the oasis that I saw before me: my bed. Two days later, my mind is still mush, and I am reminded of why I did not read a book between the years of 1977 through 2007.<\/p>\n<p>So, \u00a0that&#8217;s it for now. I&#8217;m going back to bed. Hope to be ready to go <strong>overboard<\/strong> next week.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends &amp; Family, I forgot how hard it was being the mother of five little children. The only thing harder is being the\u00a0grandmother of four little children. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/womanoverboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}